02/04/03

SCHOOL TEST ANSWERS

Q:  Name the four seasons.
A:  Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q:  How is dew formed?
A:  The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q:  Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A:  Premature death.

Q:  How can you delay milk turning sour?
A:  Keep it in the cow.

Q:  What does "varicose" mean?
A:  Nearby.

Q:  What is a terminal illness?
A:  When you are sick at the airport.