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| INSTANT WISDOM > HUMOR > 2003 |
08/08/03 The shortest distance between any two points: Geography/Geometry: is a straight line. Calculus: usually varies as a function of time. Computing: is subject to interrupts. Law: is one billable hour. Surface travel: is under construction. Air travel: requires changing planes in Atlanta. Space travel: is the highest energy budget trajectory. Oratory: is about twenty minutes. Matrimony: is an argument. |
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