08/13/03

While driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand
new Cadillac doing 65 MPH with her face up next to her rear
view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that
makeup.  As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me
so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the
doughnut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my
cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed,and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected
an important call.

Damn women drivers!!