03/07/03

THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her
own beauty.

Between 36 and 39 she is like France. Gently aging, but still a warm and a
desirable place to visit.

Between 40 and 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, she is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering
past but alas, no future.

After age 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there

THE GEOGRAPHY OF MAN

Between 14 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.