02/20/03

Directory Enquiry calls:

Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please.
Operator: I'm sorry there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?
Caller: Well, it used to be the Bargoed Fish Bar but the B fell off.

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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven ......
Operator: Woven? Are you sure?
Caller: Yes. That's what it says on the label - Woven in Scotland.

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Caller: I'd like the RSPCA please.
Operator: Where are you calling from?
Caller: The living room.

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Caller: The water board please.
Operator: Which department?
Caller: Tap water

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Operator: How are you spelling that?
Caller: With letters

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Caller: I'd like the number for a reverend in Cardiff please.
Operator: Do you have his name?
Caller: No, but he has a dog called Ben.