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07/22/03

Selected Throwaway quotes

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for
federal anti smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." --
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are
the president." -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed
documents

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, ex-Vice President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-- Lee Iacocca

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al
Gore, ex-Vice President

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton,
ex-US President

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas

" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another" -- George W. Bush, US President

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football.  A genius is a guy like
Norbert Einstein." -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports
analyst.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies
manager, Danny Ozark

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.  And
the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S.
Fowler , ex-FCC Chairman


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