06/13/03

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

* FIRE!  FIRE!  Everyone get out now!

* And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the
  body of the ape.

* Don't worry.  I think it’s sharp enough.

* Uh-oh.

* I don't know where that came from!  Just put it over there.

* Better crank up that anesthesia.

* I don't think that was supposed to come off.

* Gonna have to stop here, his insurance won't pay for the
  rest.

* Well, it's five o'clock!  We'll just put this off till
  tomorrow.

* Hey....maybe the janitor knows what this is.