01/17/03

READING OF THE WILL

The lawyer was reading out the Will of a rich man to the
people mentioned in the Will:

"To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in the rough
times, as well as the good; the house and $2 million.

To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in illness
and kept the business going; the yacht, the business and
$1 million.

And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and
thought I would not remember him in my Will, you were
wrong:  Hello Dan!"